Adorable boyfriend moments
Today was mostly pretty damn good. Amazing weather. lovely classes. lovely friends. On my way home, my parents are cross with me already however. they tell me the usual things; im incompetent, irresponsible, selfish, rude, etc. This always gets me riled up and grumpy with the world. nick is also getting a little upset, as i cannot tell him exactly when i can come over. i finally get the car and go...
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Today is the day of senior prom, and i dont care about looking pretty, or doing my hair, or makeup or whatever. I am only excited about two things: 1. the after party 2. my boyfriend is shaving his face, thus revealing his gorgeousness for all to see
When people who weigh less than you say they're...
Then what am I, fucking Jupiter?
They are there to be obnoxious with you… And to listen to your stupid stories. They know how to cheer you up… And how to bring you down. They know when you like someone… Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem. Sometimes, they can be annoying… Or just simply embarrassing… But they will be always there for you, forever. reblogging just because of the spongebob one
How does one shop for 4 1/2 hours?
The answer: one does not shop for 4 1/2 hours. They walk around for 4 hours looking at clothing while only spending a total of 15 minutes trying on things and 10 minutes eating food in the food court. Meanwhile, i am hanging myself from the noose i made with my own hair.
Reblog this if you still watch Spongebob.
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I kind of maybe sort of scratched up my dads favorite car. Scratched isnt the right word, because the door was dented inwards so I had to kick it open from the inside. I didn’t notice this happening, I must have been playing beethoven too loud… Ill just add this to the list of things my dad is pissed off at me about
adorable boyfriend moments
Nowadays, whenever I go to see Nick or when he comes over, he spends more and more time ‘greeting me’. What does this mean? First he hugs me and kisses me repeatedly, steps back to smile, then repeats. He does this for quite some time, without even speaking. I do not mind at all, in fact I love it. It’s just very interesting to think that a year ago he was trying to impress me...
on neopets because thats totally cool now
and I come across a neopet that tells me… “Psst… hey, you. You look like someone who’d be interested in joining…” He glances around furtively and whispers. “Punch Club. And before you do, you have to remember that the first rule of Punch Club is that you don’t talk about Punch Club... unless someone asks, then you can talk about it” hehe...
I love how you kind of introduce each song before playing it live, but it comes out like a rushed and molded together strand of nonsense plus a “yeah…” and then absolute and pure heavenliness graces our atmosphere, our ear drums praising the air
again, I get the speech from my dad about how I should date many different people in order to actually experience life. Apparently, having a long term serious relationship is just boring and i should move on. ok dad. Ill get wasted and fuck a different guy every night in college just to make my you happy. Sounds awesome.